Monday, January 31, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Friday, January 21, 2011

Biker vs. Sparrow


A biker is riding along a country lane, when a sparrow flies up in front of him. The biker can't do anything and hits the sparrow. As he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees the sparrow lying in the road. Being the kind of guy he is, he stops, picks up the sparrow and takes it home and puts it in a cage, still in a coma. When the sparrow wakes up the following morning, he looks through the bars of the cage and says, "Damn, I must have killed the biker".

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Monday, January 17, 2011

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

What your new zodiac sign may mean to you

Your lucky numbers may have changed.

You will need to make new compatible friends.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Friday, January 7, 2011

We're in the birdhouse now

Christmas gifts to my aunt-in-law handmade by her son and daughter-in-law.

 The Happy Villager

The Asian Persuasion

The Flight Academy



A peek inside a birdhouse.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Monday, January 3, 2011

A dog's New Year's Resolution:

I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

A New Year Resolution you can keep

Get in a whole new rut.

Saturday, January 1, 2011