Saturday, April 30, 2011

Subdued [suhb-dood, -dyood]


 Like , a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

NASA Space Probe of Mercury


As yet, not one sign of tuna.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Paree


Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

They call themselves Canadian.


But in the winter, they spend a lot of time by the pool in the United States.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Motorcycle Racers



Patience is a virtue of many racers.  Unfortunately, it's also a virtue of a lot of losers.
 

Friday, April 8, 2011

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Voices


Even if the voices are not real. They have pretty good ideas.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Firetruck and Humanity


I can think of no more stirring symbol of man's humanity to man than a firetruck.  -  Kurt Vonnegut

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Jails, Hospitals and Psyche Wards



Avoid jails, hospitals and psyche wards as much as possible.

Friday, April 1, 2011