Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Door


 Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Dark


Okay, so what's the speed of dark?

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Weather Station


"Whether the weather be fine, Whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold, Whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather, Whatever the whether, Whether we like it or not."

Sunday, July 17, 2011

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?


 Two.

 One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Deer wearing SUNGLASSES

"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing DARK GLASSES and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot."                             ~  Ellen DeGeneres

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Can you see it?


(clue next post)

Monday, July 11, 2011

Mohair [moh-hair]


 What bald headed men need.