Seeing

What we see is mainly what we look for.

Walking

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Scolding a Cat

"After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference."- Charlotte Gray

Christmas Eve

Only in souls the Christ is brought to birth, and there He lives and dies.
       ~Alfred Noyes

Why is pizza a vegetable,

If tomatoes are fruit?

People Change

Now I'm a chariot.

I'm not fat,

I'm just a little husky.

Season Greetings

Luminary Night in the 'Hood - 2011

Skimpers and Savers

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1959." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly. "No," said the husband, "a 1959 Cadillac."

Fur and Leather

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

If a Farmer is an Expert,

 Does that mean he is outstanding in his field?

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

Rainbow

And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow.
   - Gilbert K. Chesterton 

Sundown Rule

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Living

"If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live."
      -  Lyn Yutang

Why should you never let a crow use your telephone?

 Crows like to make long distance caws.

A Wise Man

"A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can see from a mountain top".

Happy Thanksgiving

The Many Faces of George Washington Exhibit - Guilford Courthouse National Military Park - Greensboro, North Carolina

 

A link to: Guilford Courthouse National Military Park