Thursday, August 30, 2012

Red Face


Better a red face than a black heart.
    ~  Portuguese Proverb

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Sarcasm


That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Things I Learned - Rhino's


Rhinos are intelligent and can be trained.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Great Ideas


Every great idea creates four distinct phases in the mind of your boss:
1.    "It is impossible - don't waste my time."
2.    "It is possible, but it is not worth doing."
3.    "I said it was a good idea all along."
4.    "Members of the board, here is my idea."

Monday, August 20, 2012

Word of the Day: Skeleton [skel-i-tn] n.


Skeleton:
(1) A guy inside out with his outside off
(2) 2000 pounds of bones.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Knocking the Weather


Don't knock the weather; nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in awhile!

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Head in Sand


Are you tired of sand being kicked in your face? I promise you new muscles in days!
    ~  Charles Atlas

Sunday, August 12, 2012

The Seal of Silence


My seals are lipped.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Flowers


Savor the warmth of every sun-filled day, and the chill wind of every raging storm, weeds as much as flowers, the bitter and the sweet.
    ~  Dean Koontz, Dark Rivers of the Heart

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Small Town


If nobody knows the troubles you’ve seen, you don’t live in a small town.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Word of the Day: Moose [moos] n.


A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

An Air Force Saying


 If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.