Monorails

Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.

Travel

If the road you travel has no obstacles, it leads nowhere.

Old School Corn Husker Barbie with Accessory

Merry Christmas 2012

Christmas is Cancelled

Apparently, you told Santa that you have been good this year.

He died laughing. 

End of the World on 12/21/12?

Where did you wind up?

If the world ends on 12/21/12 ......

In what time zone will it end?

Warren Buffet's House

I have every possession I want. I have a lot of friends who have a lot more possessions. But in some cases, I feel the possession possess them, rather than the other way around.  So being wealthy does not have to translate into enormous houses – wouldn’t a big house feel very empty if all you have are a few people living in it?
    ~  Warren Buffett  ~

Live Life Like a Tree

-  Stand tall and proud
-  Go out on a limb
-  Remember your roots
-  Drink plenty of water
-  Be content with your natural beauty
-  Enjoy the view

Luminaries 2012

12/12/12 12:12:12

See this again in 100 years.

The Wheel

Don't reinvent the wheel. Just redesign it.

Mirror

Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter?
    ~  Pablo Picasso  ~

Cats

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Mime Club

The first rule of the mime club is ...........

Word of the day: Hay [hey] n.

 Grass a-la-mowed.

Tunnel

"Don't wait for a light to appear at the end of the tunnel, stride down there and light the bloody thing yourself."
 - Sara Henderson

I Was Here

Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
    ~  Kurt Vonnegut  ~

Haystack

Is the needle in your haystack you're looking for worth the search?

Doughboy

Just dough it. Poke me.

Happy Thanksgiving 2012

 We're thankful for vegan's!

North Carolina Auto Racing Hall of Fame - Mooresville, North Carolina

A link to: NC Auto Racing Hall of Fame