You Should be Dancing -- Yeah

“You don't stop dancing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop dancing.”
     - Author Unknown

What do you call an owl with a sore throat?

A bird that doesn't give a hoot!

You are likely a Corvette Owner if ......

you know that a 'Corvette" is a small French ship know for its maneuverabilty".

Merry Christmas - 2013

The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas.

    ~   W. C. Jones  ~

Gnome, Alaska

What not to say to a Cop.

-  Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged    in.
-  Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good    job.
-  You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
-  I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no    other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
-  Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44    magnum.

Lawn Mower

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining,
the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing,
and the lawn mower is broken.
    ~   James Dent   ~

Keep your face to the sunshine ......

and you'll never see the shadow.

Word of the Day: Knee [nee] n.

Knee:

A device for finding rocks in your garden.

Flowers

Where flowers bloom so does hope.
    ~  Lady Bird Johnson  ~

Rich people problem ........

I have to take my hat off to get into the Astro Martin. 

Tennis Player

Never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

Word of the Day: Tomorrow [tuh-mawr-oh, -mor-oh] n.

Tomorrow:

A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation, and achievement is stored.

In the Moment

If you are racing to the next moment, what happens to the one you're in?

Pelican and the Taxman

What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

Foundation

A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.
 
   ~  David Brink  ~