Fighting a Fire

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Peacock

Did you hear the story about the peacock?

It's a beautiful tail.

Fort Morgan - Gulf Shores, Alabama

 

A link to: Fort Morgan

TV

In 1939, the New York Times predicted that television would fail because people wouldn't have time to stop and stare at a screen. 

Sin

Sin will take you farther then you want to go, will keep you longer then you want to stay and will cost you more then you want to pay.

Unicorns are real ....

They're just fat, grey, and we call them rhinos.

Word of the Day: Outfit [out-fit] n.

Outfit - pitching a fit outdoors

Science Knows

According to Science, alcohol is a solution.

Falling

If you fall I will be there.

    ~  floor  ~

Belle Meade Plantation - Nashville, Tennessee

 

A link to: Belle Meade Plantation

Bridge

Praise the bridge that carried you over.

    ~  George Colman  ~

What do they do?

Three men are in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. 

What do they do?

Throw 1 cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter!