Monday, August 31, 2015

Word of the Day: Apex [ey-peks] n.


Apex:

A gorilla's old girl friend.

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Beginnings


Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. 

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Train


Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him.

    ~  Dwight D. Eisenhower  ~

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Peephole


Life is a peephole, a single, tiny entry into a vastness.

    ~  Life of Pi, Yann Martel  ~

Friday, August 21, 2015

Word of the Day: Zeal [zeel] n


Zeal:

An enthusiastic sea mammal

Monday, August 17, 2015

Pampered Cows


What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk. 

Saturday, August 15, 2015

1st Telephone


What was a more important invention then the first telephone?

The second one.

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Rowing


How's my rowing?

Call 1-800-up y-oars

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Bridge


It is not good to cross the bridge before you get to it.

    ~  Judi Dench  ~