Haw Haw Haw

I love cryptic humor.

Light

Some days you will be the light for others and some days you will need some light from them. As long as there is light, there is hope, and there is a way.

    ~  Jennifer Gayle  ~

Waldo

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't want to be spotted.

Merry Christmas 2015

Christmas began in the heart of God.
It is complete only when it reaches the heart of man.

Family

We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.

Patee House Museum - St. Joseph, Missouri

 

A link to: Patee House Museum

Bar

An Irishman, a Italian and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

Word of the Day: Musician [myoo-zish-uh] n.

Musician:

Someone who put $5000 worth of gear into a $500 car to drive 100 miles to a $50 gig.

Did you Hear?

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa. 

Success

The road to success is always under construction.

Cedar Rapids Museum of Art - Cedar Rapids, Iowa

 

A link to: Cedar Rapids Museum of Art

Empty Room

No one has ever been in an empty room.