Beer

Never look at your beer as half-empty.  Look at it as you're half-way to your next beer. 

New York State Museum - Albany, New York

 

A link to: New York State Museum

Miser

A miser is a hard person to live with, but he makes a fine ancestor.

Word of the Day: Actor [ak-ter] n.

Actor

A man who tries to be everything but himself.

The more you know ....

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.

Museum of Springfield History - Springfield, Massachusetts

 

A link to: Museum of Springfield History

Observation

The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those who don’t have it.

Performance

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Funny

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to someone else.

     ~  Will Rogers  ~

Judgement

Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.