Rocks

What if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

Action

For every action, there is a corresponding overreaction.

At an Age

I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that I'm just as good as I never was.

English is weird ....

 It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Your worst enemy

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears.

    ~ Laird Hamilton  ~

Walrus

What do you call it when a walrus eats 500 clams?

A calamity. 

Success

There's no secret about success.

Did you ever know a successful man that didn't tell you about it?

Prison

Prison is peculiar.  All the pros are cons.

Talent

Everyone has talent at 25.  The difficulty is to have it at 50.

    ~  Edgar Degas  ~

Two Evils

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Satisfaction

Satisfaction with the simple things in life is a sign of true happiness. And old age.

First Harley

The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.

Electricity

I don't get electricity jokes.

Watts so funny about them?

Argue

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Fun

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.