Violin and Fiddle

The difference between a violin and a fiddle?

Violins have strings.

Fiddles have STRANGS. 

Average

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean. 

Key to Life

The key to life is making things up.

Push

When push comes to shove, try not to be standing on the edge of anything.

Problems

“Don’t sign on for more problems than you must. Resist the temptation to involve yourself in other people’s zones of expertise and responsibility. Monitor troublesome situations if you need to, but don’t insert yourself unless you’re running out of time and a solution is nowhere in sight. In short, stifle your inner control freak.”

    ~   Twyla Tharp, The Collaborative Habit: Life Lessons for Working Together  ~

Unwind

Take a moment to unwind.  It's far better for you than unraveling.

Big Dogs

You can run with the big dogs or sit on the porch and bark.

    ~  Wallace Arnold  ~

Online

Know who doesn't want to be online right now?

Fish.

Musician

As a musician, I hate the key of E minor.

It gives me the E-B-G-B's.

People

People Aren’t Against You; They Are for Themselves.

Plagiarism

Plagiarism is getting in trouble for something you didn't do.

Fun

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

    ~  Mary Wilson Little  ~

Archaeologist

Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.

Morning

Every morning is the dawn of a new error. 

Laugh

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself.  After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Us

The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.

     ~  Norman Vincent Peale  ~