Old Pilots

Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane. 

Hearing

When I'm in the mood to hear how fat I sound, sometimes I'll sit on a wicker chair.

Gaze

What is a work of art if not the gaze of another person?

    ~  Karl Ove Knausgaard  ~

Keep Calm

Keep calm. Nobody else knows what they're doing either.

Water

Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can't make coffee. 

First Time

When was the last time you did something for the first time?

Aging

I've reached an age when I look just as good standing on my head as I do right side up.

    ~  Frank Sullivan  ~

Clock and Mirror

A clock with a mirror?

Time for reflection.

Work

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.

Gardening

Gardening is one person's effort to improve his lot.

People

People with opinions just go around bothering each other.

    ~  Buddha  ~

Lightbulb

How many light-bulbs does it take to change people?

Looking Down

Never look down on anybody, unless you're helping them up.

Speed of Light

One thing I know about the speed of light: it always gets here way too early in the morning.

Caution

I'm throwing caution to the wind.  I hope it goes better than that spitting incident a while back.