Thursday, February 27, 2020

Tree


You can tell that a tree is nomadic when it packs up its trunk and leaves. 

Friday, February 21, 2020

Word


Word: Word for a word.

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

People with Beards


People with beards are just people without beards, with beards. 

Saturday, February 15, 2020

Not Talking


I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

Sunday, February 9, 2020

Trouble Shooting


The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.

Thursday, February 6, 2020

Reality


 Reality:

Natural phenomenon sometimes occurring to people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.

Monday, February 3, 2020

Mountain Climbers


Mountain climbers are curious types.  They always want to take another peak.