Shakespeare

Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"    

A Famous Artist

I live in constant fear that my kid will become a famous artist or painter and I will have thrown out about a trillion dollars of his work.

Memorial Day - 2020

A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself.

    ~  Joseph Campbell  ~

Brain

God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems.

Pioneer

Pioneer:

Early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.

Human Body

The human body is 90% water so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety. 

Dinner

The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.

Future

Future:

That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.

    ~   Ambrose Bierce  ~

Chrysler Museum of Art - Norfolk, Virginia (Porcelain Collection)

 

A link to: Chrysler Museum of Art

Dog Walking

I named my dog 6 miles so I can tell people that I walk 6 miles every single day.