Actress

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

Problems

Never tell your problems to anyone ... 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

    ~  Lou Holtz  ~       

Waking Up

Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over!

Band

I used to be in a band, we were called 'Lost Dog'. You probably saw our posters.

Photographic Memory

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.

Grief

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.

    ~   Marcus Tullius Cicero  ~    

Knock-Knock Jokes

Who ever invented the "Knock-Knock jokes" should get a No-bell prize.

Indecision

  Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Born

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Egotists

 When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

Conclusion

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.