Memorial Day 2021

 If you want to thank a soldier, be the kind of American worth fighting for.

Here comes the Sun ......

Monopoly

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Fully

“To be fully alive, fully human, and completely awake is to be continually thrown out of the nest.”

     ~  Pema Chodron  ~   

Rainy Day

I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella.

Lending

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.  

Tattoo Artist

A tattoo artist has designs on his clients.

Drink

 Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.

    ~  Shakespeare  ~  

Superpower

My superpower is making people laugh.
Which would be great if I was trying to be funny.

Jokes

I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.

Bad Day

Was it a bad day?

Or, was it a bad 5 minutes that you milked all day?