Last Minute

 

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

Cow

What do you call a cow who gives no milk? 

A milk dud (or an udder failure).

Change

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.  

    ~  Mahatma Gandhi  ~      

Common Sense

Common sense in not a gift, it's a punishment. 

Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

Beard

 

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

My Other Body

My other body is in the Photoshop.