Opportunity

 

 

 

Whenever someone tells you, "This is the opportunity of a lifetime." ask if they're referring to your lifetime or theirs.

River Landing Car Show - Colfax, North Carolina

 

Magician

A magician was driving down the road ..... then he turned into a drive way. 

Seashells

I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered along the beaches around the world. Maybe you've seen it.

    ~ Stephen Wright  ~

Just Once

 

Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, "Close enough".
 

Headache Cure

 

When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.