Gas Station

Have you ever seen a postal truck in a gas station?

Not Lost

If all is not lost, where is it?

Law of Random Numbers

Law of Random Numbers

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

Crows

Did you know? Before the crowbar was invented, crows used to drink at home.  

Politics

Politics:

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.  

Fashion

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

    ~  Oscar Wilde  ~