Conscience

A conscience is what hurts when all your other  parts feels so good.

Easily Amused

      

As I watched a dog chase its tail, I thought dogs are easily amused. 

Then I realized I was watching the dog chase its tail.

Laughing Motorcycle

 What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

 A Yamahahaha.

Law of Close Encounters

Law of Close Encounters 

The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES
dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.