Direction

My wife got really mad about the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.
 

Doing Nothing

“Don’t underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.”

    ~  Winnie the Pooh  ~

Hair

Hair: the only real cure for baldness.
 

Less Things Change

The less things change, the more they remain the same.

      ~  Sicilian proverb  ~

Alligators

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Law of Public Speaking

  Law of Public Speaking

-- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!

Playlist

 

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix. 

The World

The world is a skyscraper! Don't always stay on the same floor! Go upstairs, go downstairs; visit the lives of other tenants! Visit eagles; visit mushrooms!

    ~   Mehmet Murat ildan  ~             

Law of the Bath

Law of the Bath 

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

A Great Man

A great man is hard on himself, a small man is hard on others.

        ~  Confucius  ~

Luck

My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb. 

Young

 

You're never too old to be young!

      ~  The 7 Dwarfs  ~

Someone Unexpected

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. 
 
We call those people cops.

Complaining

What's the use of complaining about something you have no intentions of changing it? 

    ~   Mario L Castellanos  ~  

Kitchen Law

Anything you drop in the kitchen will end up out of sight on the floor under the cabinet overhang.

Virtues and Vices

He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire.

    ~  Winston Churchill ~           

Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena

. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangling legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

People

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

    ~  Robert Zend  ~

Books

Books can take you to anyplace in the world, and they have more leg room than most airplanes.

Variation Law

 

Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

Stomach

My stomach is flat. The L is just silent.

Laughing at a Joke

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

    ~  Scott Adams  ~

Calendar

Calendar

 

  Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.