New Years Eve - Let moderation be your guide

The season to be jolly has ended

It's not supposed to snow in the South

Merry Christmas

Will the Fat Man Deliver?

We were in a strip mall getting our Christmas Honey Ham, and some Rapid Refill ink.  Children, cops, and a film crew were milling about.  While in the ink store, I asked the Rapid Refill guy, "What's with the camera crew?"  He said, "Santa is jumping out of a plane, and landing on the strip mall roof at 2:00."  Since it was 2:02, we stayed around to see what would befall Santa.

Red herring.

There arose a clatter, and there was Santa, floating down from the heavens.

Since it was really windy, he landed hard, and was dragged across the roof.  All you could see was the parachute blowing around. Santa never waved to his fans from the roof.

We waited around for 15 minutes and still no Santa.  The crowd began drifting away.  Luckily, there was an Emergency Care Center in this particular strip mall.

Was Santa taken there?

Will Santa do some good, for goodness sake?

I guess we'll find out tomorrow. 

The Ho ho ho's

Ho ho ho

 Wagons Ho ho ho

Ho hoho's

The Fat Man

A Tale of North Pole Noir

'Tis the season of discontent in Santa's secret village.  Someone in Kringle Town is out to ring out Santa and redefine Christmas spirit.

The hard as rock candy and sour elf Gumdrop Coal has been setup for murder.  He must learn who is ruining his wonderful life and save Santa before the whole bag goes south of the North Pole.

"This book will knock your Christmas socks off the mantle, and wreath you with smiles".
- Jingle Bell Rocks Weekly

First day of winter

Start planning that winter vacation to Florida.

Luminary Night in the Hood

Season's Greetings

Meet Murray

 

Murray likes to be the center of attention, pampered beyond belief and treated like royalty.

So everyone, eat, drink and be Murray.

Every Long Journey Starts With One Step.

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Could sponge farms be used to capture the meltdown of glaciers caused by global warming?

A side of Venus de Milo you've never seen!

Let's give it up for the top 2%

See the Light

"Some people change their ways when they see the light, others when they feel the heat."

How do you measure up to a Manatee?

What, no granite countertops.