Chrysler Museum of Art - Norfolk, Virginia (Glass Collection)

 

A link to: Chrysler Museum of Art

Multitasking

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Toilet Paper

I actually really like single ply toilet paper...

It helps me stay in touch with my inner self.

Be Calm

You cannot wait for an untroubled world to have an untroubled moment. The terrible phone call, the rainstorm, the sinister knock on the door—they will all come. Soon enough arrive the treacherous villain and the unfair trial and the smoke and the flames of the suspicious fires to burn everything away. In the meantime, it is best to grab what wonderful moments you find lying around.

    ~   Lemony Snicket, Shouldn’t You Be in School?   ~

Keystone Truck & Tractor Museum - Colonial Heights, Virginia

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A link to: Keystone Truck & Tractor Museum

Being an Adult

Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you're forgetting.

Legislation

Legislation:

Laws passed by lawyers masquerading as politicians for the benefit of the other lawyers who contributed to the politicians’ campaign coffers.

Pig Latin

I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin; I mean, I’m not fluent, but I’m sure if I ever went there, I could get by.

    ~  Bonnie McFarlane  ~