Happy Halloween

 Why did the ghost go into the bar?

For the boo's.

Faults

“Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.”

     ~  Mark Twain  ~     

What Men are Thinking

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Pessimist

Did you hear about the pessimist who hates sausage?

They say he fears the wurst.            

Polar Bears

Saw some footage of polar bears drinking water today. It's obviously fake, everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola. 

Favorite

 My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

Two Powerful Things

"The two most powerful things in existence: a kind word and a thoughtful gesture."

    ~  Ken Langone  ~          

50% of Canada is the letter 'A'.     

Banks

Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song.

Remember

Remember: If it doesn't kill you, it makes a great story.