Patience

Patience is the companion of wisdom.

    ~   Saint Augustine  ~ 

Optometrist

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

Intelligence

Intelligence is like underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.

Job

The reward for a job well done is more work.

Snore

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.

Most Beautiful Words

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

    ~  Gore Vidal  ~

Good

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Two Windmills

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

Take Aways

You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.