Saturday, December 29, 2018

Drama


Drama does not walk into your life.  Either you create it, invite it, or associate with it.

  ~  Unknown  ~

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Christmas 2018


“Christmas gift suggestions: to your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.”

    ~   Oren Arnold  ~

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Christmas Feelings


Ahh, Christmas. The one time of year everyone gets 'Santamental'.

Friday, December 21, 2018

The Viking and His Wife


One day, a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out over the valley when he said, "It's going to rain."

His wife asked, "How do you know?"

"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear."

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Life


Life is what happened while your favorite song was going from heavy metal to classic rock to the oldies channel.

Saturday, December 15, 2018

Weird


Being called weird is like being called limited edition.  It means you're something people don't see that often.  Remember that.

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Delusions


Delusions are simply the ability to remember things exactly as they never happened.