Thursday, August 30, 2012

Red Face


Better a red face than a black heart.
    ~  Portuguese Proverb

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Sarcasm


That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Great Ideas


Every great idea creates four distinct phases in the mind of your boss:
1.    "It is impossible - don't waste my time."
2.    "It is possible, but it is not worth doing."
3.    "I said it was a good idea all along."
4.    "Members of the board, here is my idea."

Monday, August 20, 2012

Word of the Day: Skeleton [skel-i-tn] n.


Skeleton:
(1) A guy inside out with his outside off
(2) 2000 pounds of bones.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Knocking the Weather


Don't knock the weather; nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in awhile!

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Head in Sand


Are you tired of sand being kicked in your face? I promise you new muscles in days!
    ~  Charles Atlas

Friday, August 10, 2012

Flowers


Savor the warmth of every sun-filled day, and the chill wind of every raging storm, weeds as much as flowers, the bitter and the sweet.
    ~  Dean Koontz, Dark Rivers of the Heart

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Small Town


If nobody knows the troubles you’ve seen, you don’t live in a small town.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Word of the Day: Moose [moos] n.


A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.

Saturday, August 4, 2012