Expecting

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Swimming

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Cockroaches

If cockroaches can survive a nuclear explosion -- then what is inside of Raid?

Nosy

On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how nosy are you?

Gas Stations

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Attraction

If I had a dollar for every women that found me unattractive ......
Would I be attractive?

First Time

When was the last time you did something for the first time?

Lightbulb

How many light-bulbs does it take to change people?

Rocks

What if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

Catch and Release

When you catch a fish and release it ..... does it go back and tell its friends it was abducted by aliens?

Amphibians

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

Birds

What if birds are just alien cameras?

666

If the number 666 is considered evil, is 25.8069 the root of all evil?

Mystery Novel

I want to write a mystery novel.

Or do I?

Time

If time is money, wouldn't that make an ATM a time machine?

Asking Questions

All we ever do is ask questions ... Why?

Ancient Alien Influence?

Pigeon

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

My Name

I wonder what my dog named me.

Pig

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?