Horticulturists

 Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.

Money Talks

  Money talks but all mine ever says is good-bye.

Thoughts

  Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment. 

Devil

Better the devil you know than the devil who makes you guess his name.

To Succeed in LIfe

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

    ~   Reba McEntire  ~
 

Invisible

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.

The kids were nothing to look at either.

Follies

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. 

    ~  Helen Rowland  ~

At Work

Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.

First Job

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Understand

You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.