Musician

What did the guitar say to the musician?

"Pick on someone your own size!"

Hate It

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Powerful Words

Silence and smile are two powerful words.  Smile is the way to solve many problems and Silence is the way to avoid many problems.

Motivational Skills

I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!

River Valley

 Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.

Happiness

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.

    ~  Benjamin Franklin  ~   

Older

The older we get the better we used to be.

Nobody

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

Something Strange

If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.

    ~   John A. Wheeler  ~

A Wise Man

A wise man listens to advice.

    ~   Proverbs 12:15  ~