Sunday, June 26, 2022

What You Are

What you are will show in what you do.

       ~  Thomas A. Edison  ~                                                        

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Elders


I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

Monday, June 20, 2022

Life is Short


 Life is short.

Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers. 

Friday, June 17, 2022

Cheese


What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 

Nacho cheese.

Tuesday, June 14, 2022

Never Ask


Never ask old people how they are if you have anything else to do that day.

    ~  Joe Restivo  ~

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Squirrels

 

 Squirrels always act like it's their first day of being a squirrel.  

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Politics


Politics is a means of preventing people from taking part in what properly concerns them.

    ~  Paul Valery  ~

Thursday, June 2, 2022

Don't say it


If you do not say it, they can't repeat it.