Hasty Pics: April 2018

Sunday, April 29, 2018

What if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

For every action, there is a corresponding overreaction.

I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that I'm just as good as I never was.

It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears.

~ Laird Hamilton ~

What do you call it when a walrus eats 500 clams?

A calamity.

There's no secret about success.

Did you ever know a successful man that didn't tell you about it?

Prison is peculiar. All the pros are cons.

Everyone has talent at 25. The difficulty is to have it at 50.

~ Edgar Degas ~

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Satisfaction with the simple things in life is a sign of true happiness. And old age.

The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.

I don't get electricity jokes.

Watts so funny about them?

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.