Both Feet

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
  

Meaning of Life

The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves.

    ~  Alan Watts  ~     

Buddhist

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication. 

Make Happy

Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.
 

False Knowledge

 Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

     ~   George Bernard Shaw   ~

Ice Hockey

Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.

Human Head

 The human head contains 22 bones.  

Tugboats

There were two tugboats. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

Sense of Humor

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions. 

    ~   Criss Jami  ~  

America

I want you to stop being AFRAID
of other Americans
of other Religions
of other Nations
of other classes
of speaking out.

You're Americans first.

Act like it!

July 4, 2021

 

"We must be unanimous; there must be no pulling different ways; we must hang together."

     ~ John Hancock  ~