Patience

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.

    ~  Bill McGlashen  ~      

Christmas Luminaries 2020

 

Merry Christmas 2020

I heard the bells on Christmas Day
Their old, familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet
The words repeat
Of peace on earth, good-will to men!

    ~   Henry Wadsworth Longfellow   ~

Happy ho-iday!

Happy ho-iday!

Happy No L's all around.

Moment

You will never know the true value of moment until it becomes a memory.

    ~  Spongebob  ~
 

Word of the Day: Artist [ahr-tist] n.

Artist

A person who can draw more than their breath.

Nostalgia

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. 

Motivation

The fact that you aren't where you want to be, should be enough motivation. 

Human Being

"Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness."

     ~  Lucius Annaeus Seneca  ~       

A Penny Saved

A penny saved is a penny that will sit around in a jar for five years.

Start a Business

Start your own company and mind your own business   

Two Antennas

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Swimming

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Laugh

    Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. 

Bowl

"A bowl is most useful when it is empty."

    ~  From the Tao  ~

Happy Thanksgiving 2020

 

 "Gobble 'til you wobble."

Fonts

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here"

Experience

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Looks

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.  

Two Words

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

     ~  Wendell Johnson  ~

Accordion

Accordion to a study 95% of people don't notice when a word is replaced with an instrument.  

Honesty

Honesty is a expensive gift, so don't expect it from cheap people.  

Earthquake

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.

Voters

By dividing the voters through the political party system, we can get them to expend their energies in fighting over questions of no importance. Thus by discreet action we can secure for ourselves what has been so well planned and so successfully accomplished.

    ~  USA Banker's Magazine, August 25 1924  ~  

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