Taubman Museum of Art - Roanoke, Virginia

 

A link to: Taubman Museum of Art

Shoe

If the shoe fits ....

buy another one just like it!

Team

Individually, we are one drop.

Together, we are an ocean.

  ~  Ryunosuke Satoro  ~  

Snowman and Vampire

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.  

Big Fan

The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool.

Want proof?

Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out in a sweat. 

Living Things

Nine out ten living things live in the ocean. 

Alligators

I know it's hard when you're up to your armpits in alligators to remember you came here to drain the swamp.

    ~  Ronald Reagan  ~

Timing

What's the most important thing in comedy?

Word of the Day: Reality [ree-al-i-tee] n.

Reality:

The annoying time between when you wake up and internet access.

Virginia Museum of Transportation - Roanoke, Virginia

 

A link to: VA Museum of Transportation

Karma

Karma is the price you pay for the dumb stuff you do. 

Still the Same

Everything is still the same.  It's just a little different now.

Base Air Guitar Solo

I was playing my base air guitar and accidentally woke up a mime.