Woodrow Wilson Presidential Library & Museum - Staunton, Virginia

 

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Pyro's

Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

Orchestras

Most orchestras are just 1800's cover bands. 

Grape

Grape:

Non-intoxicating wine in pill form.

Vice and Virtue

The problem with people who have no vices is that you can pretty much guarantee they're going to have some very annoying virtues.

Bruce A. Elder Antique And Classic Automobiles - Staunton, Virginia

 

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Most People

Most people die at 25 and aren't buried until they're 75.

    ~  Ben Franklin  ~

Sleep

9 minutes on the snooze are a lot faster than 9 minutes on the microwave. 

Honesty

Honesty:

The best of all the lost arts.
    ~  Mark Twain  ~

Old Owls

Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot. 

Pleasure Life

What a pleasure life would be if everyone would try to do only half of what he expects others to do.