America

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

Fanatic

Fanatic: One who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

    ~  Winston Churchill  ~

Law of Physical Appearance

Law of Physical Appearance:

     If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

It's Easy

“It’s easy to fool someone, it’s hard to convince them that they’ve been fooled”

Cheap

It's not that I'm cheap. I just hate to give money away after I've memorized the serial numbers.

Existence

Despite all our accomplishments, we owe our existence to a 6 inch layer of topsoil and the fact it rains.

Television

They've improved practically everything on television, except the programming.