Law of Physical Appearance

Law of Physical Appearance:

     If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

It's Easy

“It’s easy to fool someone, it’s hard to convince them that they’ve been fooled”

Cheap

It's not that I'm cheap. I just hate to give money away after I've memorized the serial numbers.

Existence

Despite all our accomplishments, we owe our existence to a 6 inch layer of topsoil and the fact it rains.

Television

They've improved practically everything on television, except the programming.

Some People

Some people call me crazy. 

I prefer happy with a twist.

Psychology

You know too much psychology when you can’t get mad because you understand everyone’s reasons for doing everything.