Psychology

You know too much psychology when you can’t get mad because you understand everyone’s reasons for doing everything.

On the other Hand

On the other hand, you have different fingers. 

    ~  Steven Wright  ~

Yourself

Don't set yourself on fire to keep others warm. 

The Law of Television Entertainment

 

The Law of Television Entertainment:

As soon as you find a television program that you really like, it will be cancelled.

Simple Philosophy

 

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty.  Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
 

      ~  Alice Roosevelt Longworth  ~

 

Squats

I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.

Cactus

Why is it so hard to come up with a cactus joke?

Because it is such a thorny problem.