The Law of Television Entertainment

 

The Law of Television Entertainment:

As soon as you find a television program that you really like, it will be cancelled.

Simple Philosophy

 

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty.  Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
 

      ~  Alice Roosevelt Longworth  ~

 

Squats

I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.

Cactus

Why is it so hard to come up with a cactus joke?

Because it is such a thorny problem.

Be Yourself

You can only "be yourself" in public if "yourself" is socially acceptable.

People are Free

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. 

       
~~  Eric offer ~~

Law of the Result

Law of the Result

- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!