Law of the Result

Law of the Result

- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

Direction

My wife got really mad about the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.
 

Doing Nothing

“Don’t underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.”

    ~  Winnie the Pooh  ~

Hair

Hair: the only real cure for baldness.
 

Less Things Change

The less things change, the more they remain the same.

      ~  Sicilian proverb  ~

Alligators

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Law of Public Speaking

  Law of Public Speaking

-- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!