Hasty Pics

Thursday, February 5, 2026

Books can take you to anyplace in the world, and they have more leg room than most airplanes.

Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

My stomach is flat. The L is just silent.

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

~ Scott Adams ~

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

Never take a cross-country trip with a kid who has just learned to whistle.

~ Jean Deuel ~

"Your call is very important to us.

Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."