Cactus

Why is it so hard to come up with a cactus joke?

Because it is such a thorny problem.

Be Yourself

You can only "be yourself" in public if "yourself" is socially acceptable.

People are Free

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. 

       
~~  Eric offer ~~

Law of the Result

Law of the Result

- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

Direction

My wife got really mad about the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.
 

Doing Nothing

“Don’t underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.”

    ~  Winnie the Pooh  ~

Hair

Hair: the only real cure for baldness.