Someone Unexpected

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. 
 
We call those people cops.

Complaining

What's the use of complaining about something you have no intentions of changing it? 

    ~   Mario L Castellanos  ~  

Kitchen Law

Anything you drop in the kitchen will end up out of sight on the floor under the cabinet overhang.

Virtues and Vices

He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire.

    ~  Winston Churchill ~           

Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena

. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangling legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

People

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

    ~  Robert Zend  ~

Books

Books can take you to anyplace in the world, and they have more leg room than most airplanes.