Halloween - 2017

What did the skeleton wear on Halloween?

A human costume.

How do you keep a Dead Head in Suspense?

Cat

I was told the training process for cats is quite difficult. It wasn't. My cat had me trained in two days.

Home

Home is where you can say anything you like cause nobody listens to you anyway.

What Counts

It's not what happens that counts ... It's how you react.

     ~  Bruce Lee  ~

Memorial Art Gallery - Rochester, New York

 

A link to: Memorial Art Gallery

Housekeeping Tip

Today's Housekeeping Tip:

"Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean."

Easy Does It

Everything is easier said than done.  Except procrastination.

Fog

In some places fog will never be mist. 

Goats on the Roof - Tiger, Georgia

 

A link to : Goats on the Roof

Word-of-the-Day: Airport [air-pawrt, -pohrt] n.

Airport:

A place where the distance to your gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.

Getting Old

What's the best thing about turning sixty-five?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

Fool

Talk sense to a fool and they will call you foolish.

George Eastman Museum - Rochester, New York

 

A link to: George Eastman Museum