Bat

What flies and goes “moo”? 

A bat learning a new language.

Runner

I used to be a marathon runner, but couldn't stand the agony of de feet.

Half the World

Half the world is starving.  The other half is trying to loose weight.

Golf

Golf was invented so that even the man who isn't in politics would have something to lie about.

Miles Through Time Automotive Museum - Clarksville, Georgia

  Miles Through Time Automotive Museum

Karma

Opportunity knocks.

Karma hunts you down.

Piano

A piano is a piano is a piano.

    ~  Gertrude Steinway  ~

Misspell

Misspell one word and the whole text is urined.

Truth

 

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

    ~  Mark Twain  ~