Life and Bird

Life's like a bird: it's pretty cute until it craps on your head.

Train and Teacher

What's the difference between a train and a teacher?

A teacher says "spit out your gum" while a train says "chew-chew". 

Booth Western Art Museum - Cartersville, Georgia (2 of 2)

 

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Good Man's Life

That best portion of a good man's life,
His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.

    ~  William Wordsworth  ~

Word of the Day: Lie [lahy] n.

LIE:

 A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.

Pig

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig.

Hold Down

If you hold something down, it'll grow sideways. 

Booth Western Art Museum - Cartersville, Georgia (1 of 2)

 

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