Thursday, October 31, 2019

Halloween - 2019


Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?

Because they just had their brains scooped out!

Friday, October 25, 2019

Kids


I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Dog Birth


A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.  

Saturday, October 19, 2019

Nosy


On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how nosy are you?

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Boycott


I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford.