Laugh

    Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. 

Bowl

"A bowl is most useful when it is empty."

    ~  From the Tao  ~

Happy Thanksgiving 2020

 

 "Gobble 'til you wobble."

Fonts

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here"

Experience

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Looks

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.  

Two Words

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

     ~  Wendell Johnson  ~

Accordion

Accordion to a study 95% of people don't notice when a word is replaced with an instrument.  

Honesty

Honesty is a expensive gift, so don't expect it from cheap people.  

Earthquake

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.

Voters

By dividing the voters through the political party system, we can get them to expend their energies in fighting over questions of no importance. Thus by discreet action we can secure for ourselves what has been so well planned and so successfully accomplished.

    ~  USA Banker's Magazine, August 25 1924  ~  

Halloween Home Decorations 2020