Happy Halloween - 2022

How do skeletons relax and get clean?

They take a milk bath.

Think

Think old and you'll be old. 

Think young and you'll be a delusional Old Fart.

Owl

What does a pretentious owl say?

Whom whom.           

Wronged

To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.

    ~   Confucius  ~

You

The person that you will spend the most time in your life with is yourself, so better try to make yourself as interesting as possible.

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    ~ 573ph3n H4wk1ng  ~

Rock Group

What rock group has 4 men that don't sing? 

Mount Rushmore.

5 by 5 Rule

5 by 5 Rule

If it's not gonna matter in 5 years, don't spend more than 5 minutes being upset about it.

One's Word

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.

     ~  Napoleon  ~

Thunderstorm

The only good view of a thunderstorm, is in your rear-view mirror.