The Past

The more distant the past, the better it looks.

Virginia Museum of Natural History - Martinsville, Virginia

 

A link to: VA Museum of Natural History

Owls

What's the name of the best-selling biography of 400 famous owls?

Who's Who.

Big Break

I think my big break is gonna involve a bone.

Hope and Work

Amateurs hope, professionals work.

  ~   Ganson Kanin  ~

You know you're from North Carolina if .....

No matter what those people in Ohio say, we are still "First in Flight".

Memory Improvement

If you're trying to improve your memory, lend someone money.

Sea

If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.

Dog Age

At what age is it appropriate to tell my dogs that they're adopted?

Age

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

    ~  Mark Twain  ~

Word of the Day: Babies [bey-bees] n.

Babies:

People who wield disproportional power, considering they can't even speak the language.

Man and Bar

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."  

Dentist

Be kind to your dentist.

He has fillings, too. 

Advice from a Shark

-  Take a bite out of life.
-  Stay active.
-  Keep moving forward.
-  Have a healthy appetite.
-  Fin for yourself.
-  Live fiercely.
-  Stay sharp.

July 4th 2016

Let's take a break from complaining about America to celebrate America. 

Chaos

We live in a rainbow of chaos.

    ~  Paul Cezanne  ~