Hasty Pics: December 2021

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

The worst thing about the office New Year party is looking for a new job the next day.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a bottle of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Christmas Is Built Upon A Beautiful
And Intentional Paradox;
That The Birth Of The Homeless
Should Be Celebrated In Every Home.

~ G.K. Chesterton ~

A perfectly managed Christmas correct in every detail is a sure sign of someone who hasn't enough to do.

I'm excited to go home for the holidays because it's been exhausting finishing my own sentences all year.

A procrastinator's work is never done.

Bakers share their bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

The only way to have a friend is to be one.

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"