Saturday, September 30, 2017

Seeing


What we see depends mainly on what we look for.

     ~  John Lubbock  ~

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Bad Attitude


A bad attitude is like a flat tire.  If you don't change it, you'll never go anywhere.

Sunday, September 24, 2017

Exercising


The best time to exercise is in the morning.  Do it before your brain figures out what you're really doing.

Friday, September 22, 2017

Bulldozer


Bulldozer:

Someone who can sleep though a politician's speech.

Monday, September 18, 2017

Unique


If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Destroy


"The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything."

    ~  Albert Einstein  ~

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Middle Name


The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.