Saturday, April 30, 2011

Subdued [suhb-dood, -dyood]


 Like , a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Paree


Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

They call themselves Canadian.


But in the winter, they spend a lot of time by the pool in the United States.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Motorcycle Racers



Patience is a virtue of many racers.  Unfortunately, it's also a virtue of a lot of losers.
 

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Voices


Even if the voices are not real. They have pretty good ideas.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Firetruck and Humanity


I can think of no more stirring symbol of man's humanity to man than a firetruck.  -  Kurt Vonnegut

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Jails, Hospitals and Psyche Wards



Avoid jails, hospitals and psyche wards as much as possible.