Friday, December 29, 2017

LIfe Tip



Life Tip:

When nothing goes right; go to bed.

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Never Had


If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've never done.

Monday, December 25, 2017

Christmas 2017


My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.

    ~  Bob Hope  ~


Saturday, December 23, 2017

Oh, Oh, Oh


What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Home


A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

A Man's Life


4 stages of a man's life:

1.  You believe in Santa.
2.  You don't believe in Santa.
3.  You are Santa.
4.  You look like Santa.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Be Yourself


"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."

   ~  Oscar Wilde  ~

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Quiting


When you're about to quit, remember why you started.

Monday, December 11, 2017

Men


If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Holes


The first law of holes. If you are in one, stop digging.

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Thinking


“Take the risk of thinking for yourself, much more happiness, truth, beauty, and wisdom will come to you that way.”

     ~  Christopher Hitchens  ~

Sunday, December 3, 2017

Fiction and Reality


What's the difference between fiction and reality?

Fiction has to make sense.